america's next top maniac

I just spent the last hour watching America's Next Top Model with my fiance. He immediately honed in on one model's eyebrows.
Lev: "Oh my GOD! WHAT ARE THOSE?!"
me: "What are what?"
Lev: "Those THINGS! On her FACE!!"
me: "Those are eyebrows."
Lev: "Those are caterpillars."
me: "..."
Lev: "Oh, and she has a bad attitude! Baaaad attitude! Ooh she bad. She don't care."
[I have nothing to add to his reverie at this point]
Lev [leaving the room]: "Show's over. SHE'S OUT!"

Check out the skirt I made out of that fabric I bought.